Geary Joe Wood - Camel Toe

from Orphans & Oddities by G. Wood, etc.

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Just a little ditty that wrote itself because Amanda used the term. Thanks, grrlfriend.

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When I got dressed I didn’t know C G
My cloven hoof was gonna show
Now I feel like such a ho
Should have worn some other clothes

Camel toe, camel toe
Stop staring at my camel toe
You guys are rude, let it go
Ain’tcha never seen a camel toe

I thought these pants were kinda tight F C
But I didn’t know I was showing off my vegemite F G
Everybody’s looking down below F C
Checking out my camel toe G C
Tie my sweater ‘round my waist C G
Cover up my big disgrace
The girls are laughing to my face
They’re talking ‘bout my private place

Camel toe, camel toe C G
Stop staring at my camel toe
You guys are rude, let it go
Ain’tcha never seen a camel toe

So I called up my cousin Bo F C
Said pick me up, and don’t drive slow
I need a ride, take me home
And don’t laugh at my camel toe

Camel toe, camel toe C G
Stop staring at my camel toe
You guys are rude, let it go
Ain’tcha never seen a camel toe

Ain’tcha never seen a camel toe (2x, to F on 3rd)

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from Orphans & Oddities, released March 22, 2014

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OneOff Rekerdz North Brunswick, New Jersey

These are the collected recordings of all OneOff artists, which is pretty much a shuffling of the same people into several configurations. Mostly, it's G. Wood/Geary Joe Wood and CP Applegate, with a rotating crew. Lotsa guests. Rock, you devils.

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