Please don't tell anyone GEARY JOE WOOD wrote these stupid songs, by Geary Joe Wood

Please don't tell anyone GEARY JOE WOOD wrote these stupid songs

by Geary Joe Wood

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1.	No Sex 02:20	info	download
2.	Stripper And A Prostitute 02:59		download
3.	Cheney Highway 03:26	info	download
4.	Daylight 03:10		download
5.	I'm A Punk Rocker 03:30	info	download
6.	Brown Nose Rat 01:49	info	download
7.	Preacher In The Tavern 03:32		download
8.	Tallest Singer 01:52	info	download
9.	Treehouse 02:48	info	download
10.	Don't Drink, Don't Smoke 01:49	info	download

about

The title should give you a clue. Although these songs are stupid, they're also heartfelt and reeking of universal truth--if you live in the same universe as I do.

Most of these songs made themselves up in my head at odd moments, some over the course of years. They're the kind of songs a "serious" artist probably wouldn't want to present. Another clue.

Confessions: I'm really not taller than Krist Novoselic or Joey Ramone, but I am taller than those others. Nobody is trying to have sex with me. "I'm A Punk Rocker" isn't punk rock. That's it, the rest is a secret.

Guitars used include, electrics, '67 Danelectro Convertible, '68 Coral Longhorn, 60's unbranded Teisco hollowbody. Acoustics, '60's Kay archtop, and a modern Parkwood acoustic. Also a homemade dulcimer.

All songs c. 2013 G. Wood. Produced, recorded, mixed and mastered by G. Wood.

Thanks for listening.

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released August 23, 2013

Geary Joe Wood: vocals, guitars, bass, keyboards, dulcimer.
CP Applegate, drums.
Oddme, vocals on "I'm A Punk Rocker."
Caitlin Wood, vocals on "Treehouse."
Mike Nigro, drums on bonus track, "ABCDEFG."

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OneOff Rekerdz North Brunswick, New Jersey

These are the collected recordings of all OneOff artists, which is pretty much a shuffling of the same people into several configurations. Mostly, it's G. Wood/Geary Joe Wood and CP Applegate, with a rotating crew. Lotsa guests. Rock, you devils.

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