Orphans & Oddities

by G. Wood, etc.

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Bunch of oddball songs, outakes, rejects, experiments, homeless songs, etc. Mostly etc. A work in progress.

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released March 22, 2014

G. Wood and others.

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OneOff Rekerdz North Brunswick, New Jersey

These are the collected recordings of all OneOff artists, which is pretty much a shuffling of the same people into several configurations. Mostly, it's G. Wood/Geary Joe Wood and CP Applegate, with a rotating crew. Lotsa guests. Rock, you devils.

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Track Name: Geary Joe Wood - Keep Christ In Christmas
Keep Christ in Christmas
Don’t put him out
Keep Christ in Christmas
That’s what it’s all about.

You may think it’s Santa
Or shopping at the mall
But Christmas is for Jesus
That’s all.

Jewish folks and Hindus
Celebrate a different day
But they’re not going to Heaven
Jesus is the only way.

Keep Christ in Christmas
Lend a hand
Remember that our savior
Was a Republican.

Who ministered to sinners
And fed the poor
Back when the earth was young
And full of dinosaurs.

So keep Christ in Christmas
Where he belongs
Keep him out of science class
And rock & roll songs.

Keep Christ in Christmas
And remember always
Say merry Christmas
Not happy holidays.
Track Name: G. Wood - Jazz and Potatoes
Jazz and potatoes, jazz and beans and rice
Jazz and potatoes, jazz and beans and rice
I like jazz any way I can get it
Jazz flambé and jazz on ice
Jazz and potatoes, jazz and beans and rice

Why not come around sometime
I fix a mean flapjack
Just stir a little batter up
Add some bass, some drums and sax
Jazz and potatoes, jazz and beans and rice

Jazz and potatoes
Jazz and potatoes
Jazz and potatoes, jazz and beans and rice

I might become a vegetarian
I think there’s something to that
I met this be-bop vegan once
He was a way out swinging cat
Jazz and potatoes, jazz and beans and rice

Now I like rock and roll sometimes
And I sure do like the blues
But when they bring the menu out
Jazz is the dish I always choose
Jazz and potatoes, jazz and beans and rice

Jazz and potatoes
Jazz and potatoes
Jazz and potatoes
Jazz and potatoes, jazz and beans and rice… nice.
Track Name: Geary Joe Wood - Camel Toe
When I got dressed I didn’t know C G
My cloven hoof was gonna show
Now I feel like such a ho
Should have worn some other clothes

Camel toe, camel toe
Stop staring at my camel toe
You guys are rude, let it go
Ain’tcha never seen a camel toe

I thought these pants were kinda tight F C
But I didn’t know I was showing off my vegemite F G
Everybody’s looking down below F C
Checking out my camel toe G C
Tie my sweater ‘round my waist C G
Cover up my big disgrace
The girls are laughing to my face
They’re talking ‘bout my private place

Camel toe, camel toe C G
Stop staring at my camel toe
You guys are rude, let it go
Ain’tcha never seen a camel toe

So I called up my cousin Bo F C
Said pick me up, and don’t drive slow
I need a ride, take me home
And don’t laugh at my camel toe

Camel toe, camel toe C G
Stop staring at my camel toe
You guys are rude, let it go
Ain’tcha never seen a camel toe

Ain’tcha never seen a camel toe (2x, to F on 3rd)
Track Name: Markdog, with G. Wood - Dust Devil (Markdog w/ G. Wood, vocal)
She shows up in the heat of day,
She came to dance and she’ll blow you away

(CHORUS) Dust Devil, spinning around,
Dust devil, knocking me down
Dust devil, you blow me away
Dust devil, please stay

She’s sick trouble upsetting the peace
Stand too close, you get a kick in the teeth
Whirling dervish made a mess outta me

CHORUS

Don’t know where she’s going or where she’s been
Her right hook hits me hard on the chin
I should be angry but I only grin
Aww, dust devil, you always win

CHORUS